20 of My Future Wives

Basically this is a list of my top celebrity crushes. And I'd love to marry any one of them (or all of them). Sadly because I've never met any of these women my judgement on them is based off of interviews they've done, movies they've been in, and their social media accounts. So they are all very superficial judgments, but hey, there is nothing wrong with wanting a hot wife. (I'm also aware many of these girls are straight but I can't help but hope!)

20. Laura Prepon

               If you’re like me, you first saw her as Donna in That 70’s Show. But if you’re like me you were paying more attention to Mila Kunis. However, when Orange is the New Black came along she stole my heart. She is the ultimate lesbian catnip. She’s tall and has that sexy voice. Plus I’ve seen her boobs in a couple of shots and I love them!

19. Jennifer Lawrence

               She’s hilarious. And isn’t that what every girl looks for in another girl? She’s also beautiful and kickass as Katniss in The Hunger Games. But to me it’s her sense of humor and relatability that makes her so lovable. I mean she tripped at the Oscars! That’s something I would do, you know if I was ever cool enough to receive an Oscar…

18. Emma Stone

               Another hilarious girl. Obviously this is an important quality in a girl for me. There is one particular reason she makes the list. Easy A. That’s enough reason right? (You’d agree with me if you’ve seen it) Of course she’s brilliant in other things but I love the sexy and funny and vulnerable characteristics she portrays in this one movie.

17. Scarlett Johansson

               Can anyone anywhere not include Scarlett on their future wife list? She’s so sexy and stunning and I could just look at her forever. Also, Scarlett Jo as black widow in The Avengers was a perfect decision. She’s hot and badass.

16. Shailene Woodley

               Now even though The Secret Life of the American Teenager was a terrible show (that we all watched anyways because we were addicted), she has done some amazing work since then. I loved her in Divergent and The Fault in Our Stars. Two very different movies that she did very well in. Also, I love the type of lifestyle she lives. It’s healthy and inspiring.

15. Hannah Hart

               If you don’t know who Hannah Hart is, what type of lesbian are you? She in on YouTube making videos with over 2 million subscribers. She is the creator of the My Drunk Kitchen episodes, where she cooks meals drunk while filming; and she has written a book of the same title. She is also vocal about her sexuality and honestly I just love her haircut.

14. Natasha Negovanlis

               You probably haven’t heard of her, so go look her up. Currently she is playing a hot vampire in Carmilla, a web series on YouTube. Now I didn’t hop on the vampire train back when Twilight came out, but now I want Natasha to be a real vampire and come bite me.

13. Julia Telles

               What can I say, I have a thing for ballerinas. Another name you might not be familiar with, she was one of the stars of Bunheads-the ABC family TV show about girls training to be ballerinas. What I love so much about her was her character was a rebellious ballerina. She’s just completely my type, also she’s actually my age which is a plus.

12. Chloe Grace Moretz

               She was the main character in the movie If I Stay, and yes I cried. She is beautiful and (according to her Instagram account) she’s really into music. I also love her because she’s from Georgia, just like me! Do I need a better reason?

11.  Ellen Page

               Basically who could ever forget Juno? Yeah not me. Also her coming out video is perfection. I just leave a link of that here for your enjoyment…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hlCEIUATzg 

10.  Blake Lively

               Her hair. I don’t know if I want to date her or just be her. She’s beautiful. Enough said.

9.  Taylor Swift

               I can listen to her songs for months without listening to anything else. And I have done that. Not only are her songs amazing but Taylor is just flawless herself. Her fashion, her love for her fans, and she’s best friends with the coolest people. I love Tswift.

8. Rita Volk

               One of the stars of MTV’s Faking It. She’s so beautiful, and she plays a great lesbian on TV. Very convincing…

7. Emma Roberts

               The first time my ex-girlfriend asked which celebrity I had a girl crush on she was my answer. I loved her back in the day in Nancy Drew and I love her now in American Horror Story: Coven. She can rock any hair color. If you don’t believe me just google it. Trust me, you’ll see.

6. Allison Scagliotti

               I first saw her in Warehouse 13 and now I’m so happy she’s in Stitchers. Honestly I loved her spunky attitude. In Warehouse 13 she played and punk computer nerd that could rock out on the guitar. So hot and badass… are you seeing my type yet??

5. Emma Watson

               Ok this is my Harry Potter nerd side coming out. She grew up in front of my eyes as Hermione. And she grew into such an attractive women. Her outfits are always on point. She rocked the pixie haircut and every length since then. I love that she went to Brown University and I love her work for equality with HeforShe. It’s so inspiring. She is a flawless human being.

4. Anna Kendrick

               Yes I’m obsessed with Pitch Perfect, and I loved her in Into the Woods. Basically I love her. I do love seeing her in interviews more than anything else. She’s just so funny and she’s adorkable and cute and seems like she’d be such a great best friend (a number one quality in a wife).

3. Ruby Rose

               I didn’t know who she was until this summer, so I was a little late to hope on the Ruby Rose bandwagon. In Orange is the New Black, she plays a fellow prisoner, which is hot. I love her Australian accent. I’m a sucker for accents. I loved her tattoos. She’s just so badass.

2. Kristen Stewart

               She was number one of my list for so long. Since I realized I was gay until this summer actually. She is so attractive and there is just something about her that makes every lesbian I know attracted to her too. I don’t know what it is. Yes I would definitely love to marry her. She gets too much hate because of Twilight, but actually she’s really talented and so cool.

1.Cara Delevingne

               She joined the list this summer and went straight to the top. She is perfection. She’s funny, badass, attractive… everything. She was a model and now she’s an actress. She has many tattoos, and her sarcasm is great. She sings, plays guitar and drums, and loves video games. There aren’t enough words to describe my love for her. Enjoy multiple pictures instead.